Posted 1 year ago

adorable-psycho:

heartstringtheory:

theblackship:

  1. spongebob ost 
  2. super mario
  3. harry potter

yay

maidofstrife:

ezios-fine-ass:

thew0rldcalling:

simons-misfit:

pandoraslittleblackbox:

winterhatgeneral:

wienermeister:

shatteredarchivist:

usb-jingle:

lukethreepwood:

princechristmascock:

guy-manuel-de-homem-christo:

  1. Zedd
  2. Daniel (Amnesia)
  3. Lady (Lady and the Tramp)

Welp. I’m fucked.

  1. Psy
  2. Dreki (skyrim character so dragonborn!!!)
  3. Buddy the Elf

OH MY GOD. BUDDY THE ELF AND PSY????? HELLS YES!!!!

1. Tone Loc
2. Gordon Freeman 
3. Mike Nelson

Huh.

This is going to be very interesting. 

1. Harvey Danger (lead singer named Sean Nelson)

2. Phillip (Space Funeral)

3. Haru (The Cat Returns)

well this is going to be weird

  1. Generic Christmas radio music (erk)
  2. Willow the Firestarter (Don’t Starve)
  3. Bilbo Baggins (Martin Freeman, ergo I think I win.)

A survivor, a hobbit, and some random person idk

I think it’s pretty good.

sufjan stevens, heavy (he was the class i was playing as, anyway), ralph

i think im good

the red hot chili peppers, steve?, and bilbo

shit

Cosmo Jarvis, Sonic, and Wreck-It Ralph

One of these things does not belong 

The Plain White T’s

Warrior Dalish Elf (Dragon Age: Origins)

and The Hulk…

You know what? I think I’ll be ok(Somewhat:D

A Day To Remember
Ezio Auditore
Nick Gant (Chris Evans) from ‘Push’

Katy Perry
Twilight Sparkle
Jack Skelington 

los campesinos!
ezio auditore
merida

1. Adam Young. 2. Connor Kenway. 3. Jack Frost. Yup I’m good.

1. Imagine Dragons

2. Master Chief

3. James Bond.

Looks like I’m going to live AND get laid. 

1. Queens of the Stone Age

2. Link

3. Bruce Wayne / Batman

This zombie apocalypse will be over in a week, tops.

(Source: allthebristory)

Posted 1 year ago
Posted 1 year ago
adorable-psycho:

And here we have Hannah McKay, also known as Lilia 2.0. 

Wutnoway?! ? !! ?!?!?!!! ! Dexter writers would never reuse a character or plot. Never!!! !!! ! ! ! !! !! ! !

adorable-psycho:

And here we have Hannah McKay, also known as Lilia 2.0. 

Wutnoway?! ? !! ?!?!?!!! ! Dexter writers would never reuse a character or plot. Never!!! !!! ! ! ! !! !! ! !

(Source: reservoir-of-blood)

Posted 1 year ago

The only way Dexter can end properly is if it becomes a Shakespearean tragedy.

adorable-psycho:

That means everyone dies. 

i.e. tragedy

Romeo & Juliet or Bonnie & Clyde style (whichever you prefer). 

Angel comes out of retirement to avenge LaGuerta and is the one who fatally wounds Dexter in the end. Deb comes and shoots Angel, then turns the gun on herself. It leaves us with Dex’s conscience fading out as he narrates on last monologue. 

Fin.

Ps. Also Hannah dies a horrible death.

Best part? Hannah dies a horrible death.

Posted 1 year ago
bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

All of the murdered adults were women.
Can we talk about male violence?

Can we also talk about common fucking sense? Can we also talk about the fact that teachers, especially in elementary school, are more likely to be female than male? Can we also talk about the fact that you’re trying to draw something completely unrelated into what has to be considered one of the biggest tragedies of the 21st century?
I’m not going to lie, people like you make me physically ill. If he was so female oriented, why did he feel the need to kill eight boys too. Surely he would’ve been hunting females only, or is this only in your fucked up psyche?
Women are not equal and that’s a disgrace. But what you’re doing right now is making you look like an idiot, and a disrespectful one at that. These are children we’re talking about. If they were adults, I wouldn’t be too shaken up by this (as a matter of fact, most of the time when shootings like this happen, I don’t even care) but from all the stupid and disrespectful posts I’ve seen about this shooting, this one trumps almost all of them.
You should be ashamed of yourself and you should definitely reevaluate some of your choices. If you think that a tragedy like this is the right place to spout your drivel, then you have serious fucking issues.

You cannot solve a problem you refuse to name. And where you find women, YOU WILL FIND CHILDREN. 

You know where else you’re going to find children?
ON A FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
You know where else you’re going to find women?
ON A FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
And what do you mean, ‘not naming the problem’? There is no issue that can be named. You can point to many fucking issues. Easy access to guns, a messed up person, anything.
BUT NOT MISOGYNY
There is nothing apart from the fact that there are more female victims (mind you,MORE, notSOLELY) that can link this to misogyny.
Do you understand why feminism was created? Because honestly, I think you don’t. Feminism is there to promote equality between genders.NOT PROMOTE THE FACT THAT ONE GENDER IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. But people like you seem to think that in fact, that’s exactly what it’s supposed to be. It must suck to be you. Going through life, desperately shouting for attention, fighting for a cause that, when any sane person looks at how you’re describing it, can only shake his or her head in wonder.
And yes, this is in fact a personal attack. Fuck you and fuck your actual life. Fuck your lack of understanding of the world and most of all, fuck you for trying to make something so fucking tragic, so devastating to such innocence (because honestly, how many six year olds do you know that aren’t the picture of innocence?), a statement about inequality in the world.

You have serious anger issues. Are you a dude?

Yeah. I’m a guy. I can see that you’re a woman. So? Does that make any difference? I think not.

Of course you think it doesn’t make a difference, sir.
Now kindly fuck off.

Isn’t that what you’re so desperately fighting for? For things to not make a difference? Or are you truly so retarded as to not realize what THE FUCKING MOVEMENT YOU SUPPORT IS FOR?!

You misapprehend what radical feminism is, sir. Now fuck off.

I pity you for being stuck with such a mind. It must be difficult being you.

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

aerox2109:

bug-brennan:

All of the murdered adults were women.

Can we talk about male violence?

Can we also talk about common fucking sense? Can we also talk about the fact that teachers, especially in elementary school, are more likely to be female than male? Can we also talk about the fact that you’re trying to draw something completely unrelated into what has to be considered one of the biggest tragedies of the 21st century?

I’m not going to lie, people like you make me physically ill. If he was so female oriented, why did he feel the need to kill eight boys too. Surely he would’ve been hunting females only, or is this only in your fucked up psyche?

Women are not equal and that’s a disgrace. But what you’re doing right now is making you look like an idiot, and a disrespectful one at that. These are children we’re talking about. If they were adults, I wouldn’t be too shaken up by this (as a matter of fact, most of the time when shootings like this happen, I don’t even care) but from all the stupid and disrespectful posts I’ve seen about this shooting, this one trumps almost all of them.

You should be ashamed of yourself and you should definitely reevaluate some of your choices. If you think that a tragedy like this is the right place to spout your drivel, then you have serious fucking issues.

You cannot solve a problem you refuse to name. And where you find women, YOU WILL FIND CHILDREN. 

You know where else you’re going to find children?

ON A FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

You know where else you’re going to find women?

ON A FUCKING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

And what do you mean, ‘not naming the problem’? There is no issue that can be named. You can point to many fucking issues. Easy access to guns, a messed up person, anything.

BUT NOT MISOGYNY

There is nothing apart from the fact that there are more female victims (mind you,MORE, notSOLELY) that can link this to misogyny.

Do you understand why feminism was created? Because honestly, I think you don’t. Feminism is there to promote equality between genders.NOT PROMOTE THE FACT THAT ONE GENDER IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. But people like you seem to think that in fact, that’s exactly what it’s supposed to be. It must suck to be you. Going through life, desperately shouting for attention, fighting for a cause that, when any sane person looks at how you’re describing it, can only shake his or her head in wonder.

And yes, this is in fact a personal attack. Fuck you and fuck your actual life. Fuck your lack of understanding of the world and most of all, fuck you for trying to make something so fucking tragic, so devastating to such innocence (because honestly, how many six year olds do you know that aren’t the picture of innocence?), a statement about inequality in the world.

You have serious anger issues. Are you a dude?

Yeah. I’m a guy. I can see that you’re a woman. So? Does that make any difference? I think not.

Of course you think it doesn’t make a difference, sir.

Now kindly fuck off.

Isn’t that what you’re so desperately fighting for? For things to not make a difference? Or are you truly so retarded as to not realize what THE FUCKING MOVEMENT YOU SUPPORT IS FOR?!

You misapprehend what radical feminism is, sir. Now fuck off.

I pity you for being stuck with such a mind. It must be difficult being you.

Posted 1 year ago

What is this moisture falling from the heavens? I haven’t seen it all summer. (Taken with Instagram)

Posted 1 year ago

When Bill O’Reilly said the Constitution authorizes government health care in the Preamble

ronpaulproblems:

First, I was like:

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Tom Woods was like:

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Then I was like:

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Posted 1 year ago

DILLY BAR!!! (Taken with Instagram)

Posted 1 year ago

The things I see driving through town. (Taken with Instagram)

Posted 1 year ago

I thought about mowing today, then I realized dying from heat stroke probably wouldn’t be a good thing. This summer has been brutal. (Taken with Instagram)